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Once upon the time there was a bearded dragon called Kelly who weighed about Tree. Fiddy. It was her birthday so she invited all the little boys and all the hot sexy mamas to come and play in The Lache.

Robyn & Quizzy came

So did "My" Jason, Emma & Sione!

Kelly chose the biggest glass she could find! Isn't it massive? We filled it with THE Best Punch in the world! Orange, guava & Acerola Berry Juice, Bunderberg Ginger Beer and Gin! mmmm yum.


I brought my pink wishes stick and with a flick of my wand I asked everyone "OK, wut is ur wishes!"

Here is Sam looking at his invisible bicycle. He is VERY excited!


Peter has a fether!
but he has no hash browns, so don't call him at midnight when he's sleeping and ask for them, cause he aint gonna bring you any!

Sarita's wushes was for fushes!

Somebody wished for a ceiling vortex... (g33k!)

and Pinkie the giraffe wished for a spit roast. Oh my.

After all the wishes were granted, and my wishes stick was safely in my leg warmer ready to go to Lenin, Paulo decided the girls were being to rowdy so he better beat them into submission.
First the birthday girl got some wet tea towel welts to the thigh
(moderator comment: Apparently Kelly started this fight and Paul got a (slightly) fat lip ;p)

Then little miss Jane got a double round house kick to the face PWND!!

full marks for style bolo!


Then it was mat time! We lay down to watch our all time favourite Potter Puppet Pals in The Mysterious Ticking Noise it's surprisingly catchy.